Billionaire playboy philanthropist and habitual liar. I tweet jokes (not always my own) and sometimes they are quite funny. Allegedly. Also part time author!
'Doctor I think there may be something wrong with the pills you gave me... I keep veering to the left, then to the right.'
'Those are just side effects,' he replied
1, 2, 3 o'clock, 4 o'clock paper.
5, 6, 7 o'clock, 8 o'clock paper.
9, 10, 11 o'clock, 12 o'clock paper.
Bill Haley was so predictable that I beat him every time.